I used to work as a proofreader at BMG Columbia House, so this Onion satire had me rolling this morning — headline, “Columbia House Launches Subscription Meds Program”:

Although Gallagher is generally satisfied with his coverage under Columbia House, he expressed some frustration with the inconsistent offerings. “They base their selections on what’s hot at the moment, so they stopped carrying Fentanyl, my favorite, right when I was getting hooked on it,” Gallagher said. “I tried a different one that was really popular with all my friends, but I couldn’t get into it.”

“It made me spit up liver bile,” he added.